Okay WWE Superstars, here is the green light, now get ready to go! The grand daddy of them all, Wrestlemania 33 is today! Here is how things will play out:
WWE Championship Match
Bray Wyatt (c) vs. Randy Orton
This match will be very boring much like their fight at No Mercy. This match should be within the first hour of the PPV. Yet another PPV that the Royal Rumble winner does not main event Mania. This year it is a good thing because Randy Orton should not have won the Royal Rumble. Bray Wyatt will win with the help of Erick Rowan. Same old boring stuff for Wyatt.
Winner: Bray Wyatt
Universal Championship Match
Goldberg (c) vs. Brock Lesnar
Brock Lesnar will finally get his revenge in a 8 minute match. He will hold the title until he loses it to Roman Reigns.
Winner: Brock Lesnar
The Phenom vs. The Big Dog
The Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns
This is Roman’s yard now. He will destroy the Undertaker in 10 minutes or less.
Winner: Roman Reigns
Power Couples Collide
John Cena & Nikki Bella vs. The Miz & Maryse
If this was a 1 on 1 match, The Miz would win much like Wrestlemania 27. Unfortunately, it is a mixed tag an Nikki Bella never wins. Nikki will pin Maryse for the win. If Cena proposes after the match, hopefully the fans boo.
Winners: John Cena and Nikki Bella
Seth Rollins vs. Triple H
Look for Samoa Joe to get involved to help HHH. Finn Balor may come out here to help Rollins which would make no sense since Rollins is who injured Balor. The Rock you have to assume is in the building so maybe he comes out to rock bottom HHH, to go off their match teaser on Smackdown two years ago. HHH will have a long entrance, hopefully it is better than the terrible terminator one.
Winner: Seth Rollins
SmackDown LIVE Commissioner vs. The Phenomenal One
Shane McMahon vs. AJ Styles
A pointless match. Shane gave AJ all these chances to get in the WWE title match after he clearly lost the battle royal. No way that was really a tie.
Winner: AJ Styles
Raw Women’s Championship Fatal 4-Way Elimination Match
Bayley (c) vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax
This will be a great match. The match down the line that needs to happen is Nia Jax vs Charlotte. For that to be successful, Charlotte needs to be a face. Sasha Banks will eliminate Bayley. Look for Nia Jax to win and to be dominant as champ. However, if Charlotte wins no one should be surprised because she is the GOAT! Hopefully they all have cool entrances like the women’s triple threat last year.
Winner: Nia Jax
United States Championship Match
Chris Jericho (c) vs. Kevin Owens
Chris Jericho never loses these types of matches and he is about to go on tour with his band.
Winner: Kevin Owens
Intercontinental Championship Match
Dean Ambrose (c) vs. Baron Corbin
Corbin should go back to pre-showing with Dolph Ziggler and Kalisto. There are a lot of obvious title changes on this card but they can’t all change hands. Ambrose has yet to get any revenge on Corbin.
Winner: Dean Ambrose
SmackDown Women’s Championship Match
Champion Alexa Bliss to defend against all female SmackDown LIVE Superstars who are available to compete
This would have been the perfect time to have Eva Marie return and get massive heat to win the title but it looks like she is gone from the company. Would be great to see Carmella win after Nikki beat her in their feud for no reason. This is Naomi’s home though so get ready to feel the glow!
Raw Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Ladder Match
Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson (c) vs. Enzo Amore & Big Cass vs. Cesaro & Sheamus
Enzo and Cass’ entrance is going to be amazing with everyone saying SAWFT. Enzo and Cass were down the card all year to build up to this moment. New Champs in the room, how you doin?
Winners: Enzo and Cass
The Fourth Annual Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal (Kickoff Match)
Braun Strowman will dominate and throw out so many cruiserweights. If Samoa Joe is in this match, he could win. Mojo Rawley will be a finalist though as well and Rob Gronkowski could help him win. This is Big Show’s last match so hopefully everyone gives him the respect he deserves.
Winner: Braun Strowman
WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match (Kickoff Match)
Neville (c) vs. Austin Aries
The King of the Cruiserweights needs to continue to dominate.
Written by Nicholas Durst